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  CHINATOWN BLUES

  Published by

  Rothco Press

  8033 West Sunset Blvd., Ste. 1022 • West Hollywood, CA 90046

  Copyright © 2017 by Frank Lauria

  Cover design by Rob Cohen

  Cover image by Dewey Thomas

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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  Rothco Press is a division of Over Easy Media Inc.

  FIRST EDITION TRADE PAPERBACK ISBN: 978-1-945436-14-7

  Electronic ISBN: 978-1-945436-15-4

  For Jerry Boxley, a true artist...

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  End Of Days

  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 1

  “Father Time is undefeated.”

  – John Wooden, Legendary basketball coach

  Time flies when you’re dead.

  Think about it—all of us are the end result of the titanic struggle of a single sperm among millions to reach the sacred egg.

  Ergo, every single one of us who gets to be born is a winner.

  That’s on a good day.

  On a bad day I weep for every last ragged soul on the planet.

  Face it, we are all doomed from the jump, the blessed along with the rest of us.

  Ergo, it all comes down to time.

  Which is exactly why I take it day by day, grateful for every hour I’m breathing free air.

  Because the fact is, I’m dead.

  I went down with the Twin Towers on 9/11 and I’ve been underground ever since. My sad story goes like this: I was a DEA agent in New York until uber self-medication and a bitter divorce resulted in me being brought up on charges by Director and ex-pal Alvin Delaney.

  Then on 9/11 Delaney offered me a deal. Agent Sam Devine —which was me—would be declared legally dead in the tragic collapse of the Twin Towers and go into permanent deep cover.

  My mission: find where the drug and arms intersected. I would avoid charges and be back on the job. The position came with perks not usually afforded field agents. A plush apartment, fifty grand in cash, and a kilo each of cocaine and heroin.

  A perfect starter kit.

  Too perfect.

  So I followed Delaney’s town car after a meet. Followed it all the way to the apartment building where my ex-wife resided.

  Coincidence?

  Sure enough when Delaney exited the lobby the smiling woman on his arm was my widow Grace.

  Was she grieving? Is Madonna a virgin?

  Then it made sense. With me dead Grace collected my insurance and pension and Delaney had a clear field with my now wealthy widow.

  So I jumped ship, made it across the border to Canada, and used my superior computer skills to create a new me.

  Two years later I reentered the States as Max LeBlue and have been trying to live quietly in San Francisco and the Bay Area ever since. Along the way I dialed down my bad habits to a dull roar but I still enjoy a few drinks now and then.

  Tonight was then.

  I was staying at my Marin estate, an in-law cottage behind the home of Organic Phil, a local nutrition guru. From there I bicycled to Sausalito and caught the ferry to my town house, a sublet room in North Beach hosted by bohemian physicist Dr. Eli Safelli.

  I avoid driving, especially in Marin where the cops are white and uptight. A stray traffic ticket, fender bender, whatever; if you’re on the road you’re vulnerable to a stop and search. These days law enforcement maintains data networks that can ID your ass in seconds.

  I know. I helped set one up for the NYPD.

  Of course my creation, which I named Donna after the song, was primitive compared to the cutting edge neuromancy practiced by our local cyber shamans. But I make it a point to stay updated and still have a select clientele for my services.

  Which is how I manage to survive off the grid.

  So far.

  ***

  Approaching San Francisco by water is a major experience. The city is a jewel by any standard. However of late it’s been losing its luster to greed.

  I sipped my take-out coffee and watched the city emerge in three gleaming facets as the ferry rounded Alcatraz. The first was North Beach, a hilltop community of human-sized dwellings and small shops, a legendary cradle of the arts huddled next to the glass and steel towers of the financial district. While packed tight, these skyscrapers were artfully designed to complement and interact with each other.

  But there was nothing artful about the third facet, a tangle of huge cranes and faceless monoliths advancing south, like concrete dinosaurs gobbling up every square inch of open sky.

  A sad flaw in the gem.

  Like a beautiful woman with bad teeth.

  When the ferry docked at the Ferry Building I bicycled over to North Beach and hauled my wheels three floors to my flat on Chestnut Street.

  Eli was there, distracted as usual.

  “I lost an important file, I’ve been frantic,” he said as soon as I entered the front door. “It’s my paper on Dark Matter. I’m scheduled to present it in London this week.” Eli peered at me accusingly. “It’s gone I can’t find it. Where have you been? I don’t even have your cell number.”

  “Easy, I didn’t erase your damn file,” I growled as I sat behind his Apple and began a search. Cyber sweeps are part of my deal with Eli. He lets me rent a room in his apartment off the books and I keep his computer equipment humming.

  Eli is constantly misplacing or erasing files so my presence is always welcome. This one wasn’t hard to locate despite Eli chattering excitedly about his latest theory which included my personal favorite: entangled electrons.

  “Sounds interesting. What happens in London?”

  Eli grinned. “I’m staying at Claridge’s. A suite. After the lecture there’s a good chance they’ll put me up at the Saville Clu
b.”

  “Is your file titled ‘Dark Matter and the Speed of Light’?”

  “That’s it. You found it. Thank God. Now I can sleep on the way over. I’m going business class you know.”

  That’s Eli: a brilliant brain obsessed with upgrades.

  I stashed my bike in the hall nook and went into the kitchen. Sanjin, the third roommate in the rent-controlled apartment, was seated at the kitchen table. He was writing something by hand, open laptop beside him.

  He didn’t look up.

  “I’m brewing tea. Want some?”

  “Thanks.”

  Engrossed, he continued scribbling. Sanjin was a math prodigy and had just become a full professor at Berkeley. He also made excellent tea.

  “Trying to unravel the kinks in this formula,” he muttered.

  I said nothing, tiptoeing through the halls of genius.

  Abruptly he slapped his pen down and went to the stove. Originally from Delhi, Sanjin was educated in London and earned his fellowship at an early age. Now he was a young professor, just thirty-three, slim and fit with penetrating dark eyes and an easy smile.

  “What are you working on?” I ventured.

  “Vibrational frequency theory.” He set two steaming cups on the table. “I’m supposed to discuss it at a five-day conference in LA.”

  He picked up his pen and began writing again.

  “Wouldn’t it be faster on the laptop?”

  Sanjin shrugged. “When you are trying to pluck the strings of the universe it is better to use your hand.”

  Still pondering that sip of wisdom I showered, changed clothes, and stepped out for a stroll.

  ***

  A spring afternoon in North Beach is an old-fashioned Technicolor musical.

  Pastel awnings, outdoor cafes, eccentric people, tourists, young lovers, street musicians, sunbathers, and dogs chasing Frisbees in Washington Square Park…all about to break out in a dance number.

  I picked up a meatball hero and ate it on a park bench.

  Always a good idea to eat before drinking. Distracts the body from the harm you’re about to inflict on it.

  I proceeded south pausing for an espresso before I crossed Broadway and stopped for a quick browse at the City Lights Bookstore.

  I bought a copy of Spook Country by William Gibson. The title seemed to fit my mood. On leaving I made a quick right through Jack Kerouac Alley and found myself in Chinatown.

  My destination was an herbal medicine shop on Jackson Street owned by my friend Doctor Jimmy Shu. Chiropractor, acupuncturist, herbalist, healer. Jimmy has on more than one occasion reconstructed my spine. He lets me use his herb shop as a mailing address for the few bills I receive each month, and I maintain his website and help expedite his mail order business.

  We also like to go out and have a few drinks once in a while.

  But when I entered his shop Jimmy didn’t seem to recognize me.

  “May I help you?” he said, voice flat.

  It was then I noticed a tall Asian man in a silver gray Italian suit, Texas boots, Swiss watch, and French sunglasses pretending to inspect the herbs and roots displayed behind the counter. He didn’t strike me as the organic type so I decided to play it straight.

  “Yes,” I moved closer to the counter. “I need some ginseng.” A fuzzy cloud of tension filled the room like static electricity. I ignored it. “And uh, some fresh ginger too.”

  The two men stood stock-still, poised like cats with arched backs.

  A second later Jimmy reached under the counter. “Yes we have ginseng.”

  At the same time the Asian turned and I saw something metallic in his hand. A snub-nosed automatic.

  “Hands where I can see them,” he said calmly.

  The gun was pointed at Jimmy.

  I took a step back. “Is this a bad time?”

  The man smiled. “For you maybe.”

  Wrong answer.

  Among its many virtues a hardcover novel makes a dandy weapon.

  My short, swift, spinning backfist extended so the sharp corner of the book caught him just below the sunglasses breaking his nose. Blood spotting his shirt he staggered back and dropped to one knee but held on to the gun.

  Not a good sign. Obviously a pro.

  One hand covered his nose while his pistol waved back and forth between Jimmy and me trying to decide who to shoot first. From the corner of my eye I saw Jimmy lift a .38 from beneath the counter.

  I also glimpsed the muzzle flash of the man’s gun and was halfway to the floor when I heard the shot. As my belly hit the wood I heard another shot.

  Ears ringing I rolled over and saw Jimmy standing behind the counter with a stunned expression, staring in disbelief at the still-fuming barrel of his .38.

  I squinted through the smoke.

  The man’s sunglasses had been dislodged and for a moment I thought the bloody splotch in the center of his face was the bullet wound that killed him. Because he was lying motionless with the automatic still clutched in his lifeless fingers.

  Then I saw the blood seeping from the hole in his chest. I watched the dark stain spread over his silver jacket and slowly pushed myself erect.

  “Oh fuck,” Jimmy said, almost to himself, “oh fuck.”

  A numbing exhaustion smothered the adrenaline surge and a brief chill shivered through my bones.

  Oh fuck indeed.

  Here I amble into Chinatown to pick up my mail and within five minutes I’m an accomplice to a homicide of some man I never met. My carefully constructed house of identity cards was about to come crashing down.

  “Shit. I’m sorry,” I said. “Maybe I overreacted.”

  I only half-believed this but I needed Jimmy to focus.

  He didn’t.

  “Jimmy.”

  My sharp tone drew his attention from the body.

  He seemed surprised to see me.

  “You better shut down, right now.”

  Jimmy nodded and went to the door, the .38 still in his hand. He put up a sign that I assumed said Closed in Chinese and came back.

  “Do you want to call the police? I’ll testify it was self-defense.”

  I regretted the words as I said them, well aware of the unpleasant consequences. But in my world you don’t leave a friend hanging. Yes it’s a dumb code to cling to for a man in my position but it’s all I have.

  So it came as some relief when Jimmy said, “No police.”

  “Do you have any large plastic bags?”

  “What?”

  “You don’t want blood on your floor.”

  “Oh,” he said absently. He went into the back and returned with a floral-patterned shower curtain. Fitting.

  My skin oozed cold sweat and I was still shivering lightly as I helped lift the man’s body onto the plastic curtain. We wrapped him up as is, one hand still clutching his gun, and then dragged the body into the back room where Jimmy worked with his patients.

  We both took a break. I lit a cigarette and wondered if Jimmy had any booze tucked away.

  “Can I bum one of those?” Jimmy said, voice strained.

  “You smoke?”

  “I do now.”

  I gave him a light. “You want to tell me what just happened?”

  “The new Triad.”

  “Triad?”

  “Developers, Tongs, politicians.”

  I gestured at the corpse. “Which part is he?”

  “Developer’s hit man.”

  He dragged on his cigarette and coughed.

  “Some alcohol might clear your throat.”

  “Yeah, good idea.”

  He rummaged around in a file drawer and fished out a bottle with a Chinese label. He took a swallow and passed it to me.

  It tasted like 200 proof gasoline and burned its way through my throat into my belly where it boiled like an undersea volcano.

  “Whoa what is this?” I said when my vocal cords recovered.

  Jimmy almost smiled. “Chinese moonshine.”

  W
hatever, it definitely helped gather my scattered nerves.

  “You think this guy was here to kill you?”

  “Maybe not this time. He threatened my family instead.” The vehemence cut through his quiet tone like a razor.

  “What did he want?”

  “They want this building.”

  “They?”

  “New World Developers.”

  I made a mental note to look them up and nodded at the body. “We can’t leave him here.”

  Jimmy’s usually impassive expression sagged. “I need to figure this out.”

  Grateful for the numbing effect of the alcohol I sat in a padded leather chair and waited. Jimmy’s therapy room included a massage table, various heat lamps, a movable tray with small bottles of oils and potions, a refrigerator, and a huge, old-fashioned pharmaceutical cabinet with at least a hundred small drawers. My chair was behind a black mahogany desk. Jimmy was perched on the massage table, head down.

  I smoked my cigarette and waited. Jimmy was slender with large capable hands and an air of dignified confidence. He was on the good side of forty with sharp features and intelligent eyes. When he lifted his head his eyes were clouded.

  “Late tonight I can move him.”

  I looked at my watch. It was nearly six.

  “What do we do until then?”

  “I must go back home, make sure my wife and daughter are okay. You don’t have to come back.”

  “Think you can handle dead weight by yourself?”

  Jimmy stepped off the table. “You’ve helped a lot already, Max.”

  “Any idea where to take him?”

  “Not yet.”

  “I’ll meet you here at eleven.”

  Jimmy looked at the body and shook his head sadly. “No. Meet me at Mr. Bing’s.”

  ***

  The streets were crowded with neighborhood residents returning from work. Many were carrying bags of take-out food. The restaurants were already in full gear and tourists milled about looking for a General Tso’s Chicken.

  Still stunned, I hopped the 12 Pacific bus and settled down for the long ride to the Mission. I like buses. Gives me time to think. In this case I kept asking myself why I was getting involved in this mess past the initial skirmish. I hadn’t shot anybody. In fact the one blow I struck was in self-defense against an armed man.

  Okay I might beat a manslaughter rap but old Delaney would be right there waiting to chew me up and spit out the bones the moment I left the courtroom.